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> playing Portal 2 for the first time
> GLaDOS asks me to step into a room for a ‘surprise’
> room is completely dark except for one lit circle in the middle of the floor

 
> immediately quit to desktop, I’ll find out what GLaDOS wants when my flatmate gets home

me: EVERYONE CLAP YOUR HANDS IF YOU BELIEVE IN BABY SAMMY
him: god i love sam
him: i mean rhian
him: not sam! NOT SAM
me: busted
him: she’s so hot
me: this is going on tumblr
him: noooooooooooo
him: noooooooooo

he’d probably find them funnier in enochian, though.

ALL OF MY TEARS

ALL OF ‘EM

me: this is what i do when i watch supernatural:
me: get beers, crack beer open, tell myself i am not going to cry real tears at a crappy tv show about ABLOOBLOOBLOO MAN PAIN FEELINGS ARE HARD
me: five minutes pass: I AM CRYING REAL TEARS FOR SAMMY
me: SPEND THE REST OF THE SHOW CRYING REAL TEARS INTO MY BEER. FINISH BEERS. GET ON TUMBLR. CONTINUE BAWWWWWWW
alex: BWAAAAAAA

I KNOW YOU ALL DO THIS TOO. DON’T LIE Y’ALL.

I’M SO OVER SOOKIE AND HER PRECIOUS FAIRY VAGINA AND HER UNBELIEVABLY STUPID NAME.

so thanks, pam, for saying exactly what i’ve been thinking since roughly the second episode of this show.

I FEEL REALLY REALLY OLD.

I DON’T EVEN HAVE ANY GIFS FOR THIS EMOTION. THAT’S HOW OLD I AM. D: